James Peris, No License nor Control walkthrough

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At home

Pick up the ringing telephone. Take the flat screen TV (5). Look at the kitchen sink. By the way count the number of faucets, the number of drawers, the number of curtains and the number of doors in your apartment. Enter the bedroom at the back wall. From under the bed take the secret magazine. From under the bed take the coat hanger. From the pillow of your bed take the mini Pache-Q (10). Look at the glass of water on the shelf. Remember it has been there for over five months. Just for fun use the bathroom. Search through the drawers of the little cupboard (12). Re-enter the living room.

Drop the mini Pache-Q into the fish tank (15). Don't forget to take it back. Look at the animal inside the fish tank to learn that it actually is a hamster. Use the coat hanger with the kitchen sink. In your inventory look at the filth with something to find a key. Use the key with the wardrobe to find a handle. Exit the apartment.

Use the handle with the window. Hit your neighbor's door. Ask him if he knows the combination of the window lock. Here are the correct number of things in the apartment:

two faucets
the glass of water has been there for at least five months
three doors
two curtains
three drawers

If your neighbor asks you for the number of other things just tell him the correct numbers.

At the dessert

In your inventory look at the secret agent guide to find a secret agent card. Use the button next to the door (18). Use the bird food with the satellite dish. Use the mini Pache-Q with the cactus (21). At the bottom of the right cactus arm notice the card slot. Use your secret agent card with the slot. Walk to the right and talk to Pache-Q. Exhaust all dialogs. Use your size-gun with Pache-Q (26).

Use your filth with the pot on the table. Pick up the pot. Use your size-gun with the pot. Put your coat hanger into the enlarged pot to create a home-made aerial. Talk to Pache-Q and ask him the two questions. Talk to Salador. Tell him that you understand that Pache-Q is getting up your nose. Tell him that it's like downloading Spiderbad 3.... Tell him... to take a break. Ask him what if you substitute him. Tell him that if he installs the software, you'll tell Pache-Q and he will accept. Go outside.

Shoot the crow on the satellite dish with your gun. Use your home-made aerial with the broken satellite dish. Go back inside. Talk to Salador. Walk to the right and talk to Pache-Q. Tell him that Salador is installing the software. Give your magazine to Newman. Push the mysterious button at the right side of the desk.

London

Use your size-gun with the soldiers (31). Use your size-gun with your car (51). Go one screen to the left. Take the twig that is sticking out the pile of ground the worker is sitting on. Talk to the worker. Exhaust all dialogs and keep on asking "What's that hole?" (61). Go back one screen to the right. Enter Café Rock. Look at Orejo. Talk to him and exhaust all dialogs. Be sure to tell him about the cockroaches! Try to take his cup of coffee and his bag of sugar. Walk further to the right.

Talk to the waiter. Ask her if she has a boyfriend. Tel her that you are sorry. Ask her what the cause was of the breaking. Tell her that you understand her that it's best to not open old wounds. Exit the bar. Enter the alley at the right side of the café. Quickly shoot the bouncer with your gun while he's squeezing you. Touch the dead body (64). Touch the streetlight (67). Search through the trash to find a wrinkled CD. Search through the trash once more to find a rotten doughnut. Look at the window of the pizzeria (70). Look at the vomit next to the door to the pizzeria. Touch the vomit (73). Enter the pizzeria.

From the table take the children's menu. Look at it in your inventory to find a clockwork turkey. In your inventory combine the twig with the rotten doughnut. Talk to the pizza man and tell him about the spelling mistake at the sign (78). Give the clockwork turkey to the pizza man to switch it to another gift. Make sure you have switched all of the gifts (83). Once you have re-obtained the clockwork turkey give it to the pizza man once more and choose the harmonica! Notice the cockroaches running around on the floor beneath the counter. Use your doughnut on a stick with the cockroaches. Exit the pizzeria.

Head back into the Café Rock. Give the doughnut on a stick with cockroaches to Orejo. After he has taken off pick up the card from his empty seat, take the cup of coffee and the bag of sugar. In your inventory put the sugar into the cup of coffee. Walk to the right and talk to the waiter once more. Exhaust all dialogs. Exit the café.

Talk to the soldiers outside. Ask if they have seen a man wearing a black suit with a bow tie. Also ask if they are twins (88). End the conversation and give the coffee with sugar to the soldiers. Enter the red phone boot. Use the telephone card with the slot for cards. Use the telephone. Phone Pache-Q and exhaust all dialogs (98). Use the phone once more and phone Pavo Entertainment. Exhaust all dialogs (108). Exit the phone boot.

Go one screen to the left. Talk to the worker. Tell him that you've been told that there is a man wearing a black suit with a bow tie around here. End the conversation and hit the door of the little grey shed. Exhaust all dialogs with the foreman. Head back to the soldiers. Tell them that the man they told wasn't the one you was looking for. Go back to the worker.

Ask him if you can have his sandwich. Ask him if he wants to trade the sandwich for something. Ask him if he likes music. End the conversation and give him your harmonica. Go one screen to the right and return to the screen to the left immediate. Look at the note on top of the pile of ground (111). Try to steel something from the blue toolbox. Use your watch with the toolbox. Steal a sandwich, a spatula, a screwdriver and a flashlight from the toolbox.

Head back to Cyber Pizza. Enter the pizzeria and use your spatula with the poster on the wall. Exit the pizzeria. Unplug the sockets next to the streetlight. Enter the pizzeria. Use your flashlight. Use your spatula with the poster on the wall. In your inventory use your size-gun with the poster. Exit the pizzeria. Head back to the main street.

Enter the Café Rock. Talk to the waiter once more. Ask her about her boyfriend again. Tell her that she needs a 'macho' like you. Tell her that it seems that she needs to have a good time. Keep telling her that it is no flirt. Ask her what she is doing now. Ask her what a nice girl like she is doing in a place like this. Ask her if she comes here often. Ask her if you do have a chance. Tell her that it is because you have nothing to get drunk. After she has given you the bottle of vodka exit the café.

Enter the phone boot and use the phone. Phone the HardRock Café. Tell the waiter that you are Bernard. Tell her that you have a cold. Ask her to meet at the hotel, room 69. Exit the phone boot. Give the sandwich to the soldiers. Enter the expensive hotel. Talk to William behind the counter. Tell him that you want to reserve a room. End the conversation and exit the hotel.

Enter the phone boot and use the phone. Phone the hotel. Tell William that you would like to reserve a room. Exit the phone boot and enter the Expensive Hotel. Tell William that you've got a reserved room. As soon as William uhhh... leaves quickly pull a few pages from the calendar. If you aren't quick enough and fail, make a complaint so Mary will leave and William will return. Do the trick then. Talk to Mary. Tell her that you could use a massage (116). Tell her you've got a reserved room. Tell her the name James Peris. End the conversation and go up the stairs.

You finally meet the missing secret agent! Enter the Café Rock. Take the empty glass from the table. Exit the café. Head back to the pizzeria. Enter the pizzeria. Give your ticket to the pizza man. Tell him that you know which meal you want. Choose the bitter pirate meal. Tell him that you've got no money, but you have this promotional ticket. In your inventory use the size-gun with the mini martoni bottle. In your inventory use the bottle of vodka with the empty glass. Use the bottle of martoni with the glass of vodka. Head back into the Expensive hotel.

While sitting in your car look at the photographies. On the right photo look at the hair, the eyes, the mouth, the body and the swimming suit. On the left photo look at the tits (119), the knot of the top and the navel. Look at the writing on the upper right corner of the left photo to set course to...

The Blue Moon

Look at the condom vending machine. Look at the green parked car. Open the car with your screwdriver. Pick up the cristal shards from the street. In your inventory use the sharp glass with the secret agent card. Give the doughnut to the bouncer in front of the Blue Moon. Use your spatula with the chewing gum he spitted on the ground. Use your passport photo with the chewing gum. Use the sticky pass port photo with the membership card. Talk to the bouncer and show him your membership card.

Look at the espectaculo on the stage (122). Talk to all persons in the bar and exhaust all dialogs. Talk to the waiter. Tell him that you will taste the lizard liquor. Confirm that you will drink it. Pick up the syringe from the floor. Use the toilet (127). Pick up the coin from the floor. Use the sink to get a cutthroat razor. Use the syringe with the piss in the urinal. Use the filled syringe with the door. Add the cutthroat razor, the sharp glass, the screw driver, the spatula and finally your membership card to open the door. Exit the toilet.

Exit the Blue Moon and put your coin into the condoms vending machine (137). Go back inside. Talk to the sailor and exhaust all dialogs. Talk to the big man and exhaust all dialogs. When the struggle is on exit the Blue Moon. Talk to the bouncer. Tell him that you need your gun back. Tell him that there is a fight inside and you need to restore order! Tell him that the waiter needs the gun. Tell him that you have to bring the gun back to its owner. Tell him that he told you that he will kill the waiter if you don't give it back. Go back inside and use your gun (137).

The Mansion

While sitting in your snow covered car push the hot air button. Use the wrinkled CD with the air vent. Put the disk into the CD player. Use the radio controls and switch to track 7...

Look at the intercom (187). Open the hood of your car. Use your watch with the battery of the car. Close the hood. Use your watch with the gate. Walk towards the front of the little brown wooden shed. Use your gun with the dog (197). Use your size-gun with the dog (207). Pick up the dog shit. Go back down the path to the main part of the garden. Use your size-gun with the fountain (227). Walk towards the fence at the left side of the house.

Walk towards the entrance of the tennis court. Tel that you are Peris, James Peris. Just give some reason why you are there. At the end say 'Well, all right... Take'em!!'

Take the shield from the wall. Take the medieval tool form the wall (237). From down there look at the left painting on the first floor (242). Also look at the right painting (247). Use your map and go to the dining room. By the way form now on I won't say 'use the map and go to...' but I will just say go to.... Look at the painting to admire your work of snotty art (252). Take the statue of the Eiffel Tower from the table (262). Walk to the left part of the room. From the table pick up the papaya. Look at the TV (312).

Go to the kitchen. Talk to the chef. Exhaust all dialogs. Hmmm... one thing is for sure... you have to learn more insults to get rid of him. Go to the library. Walk all the way to the right. Use the computer. Click on the books icon. Click on the letter I of the book index. Choose the book 'Ingenious insults'. In your inventory read the book. Armored with the book full of insults go to the kitchen.

Talk to the chef once more. Tell him that you have a few things to say to him. In the next text simply choose the upper phrase. Keep on doing this until the chef takes of wining. Close the cooking screen by left clicking on it. Open the wardrobe at the left side of the fridge. Take the pot. Close the wardrobe. Take the note from the fridge. Read it in your inventory to learn what kind of meal you have to cook.

Open the fridge. Take the cheese from the upper shelf and the liquid cream from the bottom shelf. DO NOT CLOSE THE FRIDGE!!! Take the machete (322). Open the wardrobe at the right side of the fridge. Take the box of cereals. If this wardrobe is empty open the wardrobe beneath the microwave to get you the box of cereals. Look at it in your inventory. Go to the garden.

Walk towards the front of the brown wooden shed. Put your turkey cereals into the bowl. Go to the gardener's room. Tell him that you've seen a turkey roaming in the garden. Take a time machine from the box. Take the gardener's clothes. Take a little bit of the bush next to the window. Go to the garden and go to the brown wooden shed. Use the gardener's clothes with the dog. Take a tomato and a carrot. Walk down the path to the main part of the garden. Sabotage the fountain.

Take the pineapple juice from the table. Go to Harry's room. Open his wardrobe and pick up the shoes. Close the wardrobe. Go to the bathroom. Look Mar bathing (332). You will be kicked out by Harry. Go back to the bathroom. Use the swimming pool (342). Go back to the bathroom. Put the dog shit into the swimming pool. Go to Mar's bathroom.

Open the center wardrobe. Take something out of the cupboard. Go to the garden and walk towards the tennis court. Enter the tennis court. Try to walk to the right part of the court. Oeps... Use your shield... Take the fishing rod. Try to walk back unshielded. Push the button at the right side of the tennis ball canon. Oh yeah... forgot to say to walk over the white lines to reach that button. Go to the dining room.

Put your extrange cigarette into Harry's tobacco on the table. Go to the housekeeper's room. Talk to her. Go to the gardener's room and get yourself another time machine. Go back to the dining room. Put the extrange cigarette into Harry's tobacco once more. Go to the housekeeper's room. Ask her why she thinks that she is ugly. Go to the gardener's room for the very last time and taken another time machine. Head back to the dining room and put it into Harry's tobacco once more. Go to the housekeeper's room and this time ask her that you've got this underwear set and if she wants to try it out? Quickly take the center key from the key rack on the wall.

Go to the library. Walk all the way to the right. Use your fishing rod with the fish tank. In your inventory use your size-gun with the ballroom shoes, with the pineapple juice and with the little fish. Use the computer. Click on the books icon, click on the letter C and choose the book 'Cooking in France'. Read the book and make a note of all the ingredients, pineapple, butter, papaya liquor, salmon, carrot, tomato, rabbit, pepperoni and rochefort sauce.

Close the book and use the computer once more. Click on the books icon, click on the letter S and choose the book 'Roquefort sauce'. Read the book in your inventory and make a note of the ingredients cream, rochefort cheese and a handle of parsley. Go to the cinema. Push the popcorn cart. Take the butter. Use your size-gun with the screen (345). Go to the theatre.

Walk up the stage to the magician. Wait until a white rabbit appears from his hat. Quickly grab the rabbit. If you fail just wait until he does the trick again. Go back to the theatre and use the microphone on the stage (395). Go to the discotheque. Tell your name James Peris. Go to the library. Use the computer for the very last time. Click on the books icon. Click on the letter B and choose the book 'Ballroom techniques. Guide to avoid falling to the ground'. Read it in your inventory. Go back to the discotheque.

Go to the laundry. Use the key to open the door. Enter the laundry. Take a cloth from the basket. Take the bottle of bleach. In your inventory use the bottle of bleach with the cloth. Go to the dining room. Use your bleach-wet cloth with the snotty painting. Go to the kitchen. Walk to the right and look at the green mouldy food inside the fridge (405).

Use your empty glass with the blender. Put your papaya into the blender. Use the blender. In your inventory use the bland liquor with the papaya juice. Walk to the left and use the microwave. Put the liquid cream into the microwave, add the cheese and the herbs to it. Now you have your Roquefort sauce!

Put the pot on the stove. Put the pineapple, butter, papaya liquor, salmon, carrot, tomato, rabbit, pepperoni pizza and the Roquefort sauce in the pot. Have a nice dinner! After the dinner is over walk to the brown wooden shed. Take the spade. Walk towards the tennis court. While standing next to the table with the parasol look at the old map in your inventory. Notice the mark 'X' that appears next to the path. Use your spade with the 'X' marks the place.

Walk towards the wooden shed. Use the spade to brake the lock on the door. Here is the correct route in the dark: go to the right, up, up, right, right, right and down. Somebody is telling you about your medallion here. Go to the right, down and to the left. Climb up the ladder. Notice something soft at the center of the room. Touch that soft thing...

You are now facing some sort of mini game. Use the handles on the right side to switch your car to rocket speed. Use the buttons on the left side to open the hood of your car and to use the huge boxing clove. When you dealt with the crook use your fishing rod to get the card from the top of the tree...

Barcelona high school

Talk to JK. Exhaust all dialogs. Be sure to ask him to give you something and that he tells you about the 'Shoot at Alvarito (415). He has given you an Indian arrow. Ohhh... and by the way... remember this Alvarito shooting!! End the conversation and walk to the left. Enter the entrance of the school. Talk to the janitor. Be sure to tell him a joke (435). Give the magazine to the janitor. Look at the gold colored key. Try to take it. Look at the info board a little further in the corridor. Take the note from it and read it in your inventory.

Take the red dart from the pillar next to the stairs. Go up the stairs. Enter class room A. Look at the student called 'Boobies (440). Talk to the teacher. Ask him if he has something in his pants or if he really loves teaching. Keep on talk to him until Harry shows up. Answer to the teacher's question. When he has left walk towards the teacher's desk. Take his keys. You exit the class room.

Enter class room B. Look at the hot girl at the upper right place. Talk to her (450). Talk to the teacher. Tell her that you can't see anything. When she asks you for the expulsion report to sign it give her the photocopies authorization. You exit the class room.

Enter the final class room. Look at the left upper guy. Hey... it's Alvarito from the game Alvarito shooting! Notice Alvarito's hood which looks a lot like a dart board. Also remember the 'Shoot at Alvarita' what JK told you about earlier. Okay then... lets start shooting at him! That is... throw your medieval toy, the souvenir from Paris, the machete, the dart and the Indian arrow to him (700). Nice!!! Keep on asking questions to the teacher until you finally get the option to tell her that if she doesn't let you go, you'll fart. Of course tell her that! Go down the stairs.

Give the secret magazine or any other document to the janitor. When he takes of copying take the gold colored key. Walk towards the principal's door at the end of the corridor. Use the high school keys with the door. Use the golden key with the reinforced wardrobe. Exit the room. Look at the secret guard that Harry knocked down.

Look at the door behind Harry's back. Answer anything to the question of mister Bad Guy. Push the red button. Tell the bastard 'Over my dead and rotten body!!'. Use the condom with Mar (705). Use the fishing rod with the diamond. Use the rod with diamond with outside... Sit back and watch the end scene. If you want you can play the quiz at the end of the game. You will get ransom questions about different things and happenings during the whole game. So... I can't give you the correct questions with the corresponding answers. But... they are that easy that you will get it done correctly. You will also get 100 point for every correct answer and a reduction of 50 points for every wrong answer. With the highest score of 705 you will easily get points far above the maximum score of 1000...

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