I've just sent you a white coat, traveler, and appointed you Chief Rescuer. If your mouse finger hurts, that means you'll just have to take one for the team.

Hoo-ah! (Or something like that.)

We regret to inform you that the person to whom you sent this package has moved and left no forwarding address.

Sincerely,

The United States Postal Service

Becky wraps the package in colorful paper and zaps it onto Santa's sleigh.

L4L -- can you keep dancing until Christmas?

Trusting that gaily wrapped package to :santa: might not be such a good idea if you want to get it there this Xmas considering he can't even find his icon.

Unknown at This Address

Well I feel the "White Coats Brigade" are definitely NOT doing their job !!

Santa will, in time, appear to fulfill the promise of his icon. Ooo,oooo!

Never underestimate Santa.
I have a report back from the white coat brigade -- apparently there's a phone along the path somewhere. The white coats are passing the time while waiting for their leader by picking flowers and having conversations with the locals. A couple of the less reliable team members have left their white coats in the underbrush and gone rogue -- this is definitely against standard procedure. It's taking improvisation too far!

According to my source, L4L is quite the dancer. The reliable white coats are determined to get her out so that she can perform on "Dancing with the Stars."

"I have a report back from the white coat brigade -- apparently there's a phone along the path somewhere."

There are phones everywhere artfully designed as flowers. They probably have the stems plugged into their ears and are paying no attention to where they're going.


"The white coats are passing the time while waiting for their leader by picking flowers and having conversations with the locals."

You can't trust anybody, can you? I think you or Mad should take over as leader, boss. Who else can deal with the gruesome things you find along The Path?


Old Unreliable

Maybe these "flowers" are from the Flower Power era - you know - like the famous "mushrooms ??

Could explain a lot !!

Uh oh, are you on 'shrooms, too, Mad? Guess that leaves it up to Becky.

Lost in Rubacava

You think Becky isn't into the mushrooms ????

Who? The boss of you and me? Why, she's as pure and upright as...as.... Okay, maybe you have a point.

Under a Rock Somewhere and Not Coming Out

I'm into mushrooms if they're dead, chopped and sauteed.

Two team members have returned! One claims he got out of The Path by tunneling under grandma's house. The odd thing is that he's wearing his white coat inside-out-and-backwards -- he has no explanation for this and says it must have happened while he was dancing the Samba.

The other team member is in ghastly shape. He walks with slow, jerky movements, stares into space and repeats the words: "not enough rooms, what did I miss?" over and over. If I didn't know better, I'd say he's been transformed into a zombie.

This thread is more fun and entertaining than the game!

I agree Ana

You're back, L4L! I can come out from under this rock! Oh, thank heaven for small favors.

But you've stopped dancing and you're laughing again. Nooooo! That means...that means...we have to start all over?

And Becky had you all set to go Dancing with the Stars. Sigh. Well, she still has that white coat for a team leader and I'm sure it will fit Mad.



You know, as weird as this game is and as...er, different as this review has turned out to be, it can't hold a candle to that discussion in the Casual forum. They're over there talking about how to avoid blowing up babies. I dunno....

Hah !!

Maybe we should ALL don white coats and head on over to "Casual" then.

I'm sure we could give 'em a pointer or two

I agree, Mad. They need you and me and Becky to inject some sanity into that discussion.

"Not enough 'shrooms rooms, what did I miss?" Like that.


Gil.

"inject some sanity "

Us ??

Now there's food for thought

Now WHY would anyone want to do that?

Who's in there with you, L4L? Did you meet up with the team member who has her white coat on inside out and backwards?

Snow Shoo

"Who's in there with you, L4L? "

Besides the mushrooms, that is ....

Well, the shrooms are all gone...I ate them

Ho-ho-ho! Santa has arrived! He's brought me a toad costume, which will shrink me and make it possible to visit The Path in disguise and leave in the pocket of someone exiting via grandma's house.

I now have to break the code imbedded in the interior of the box before unwrapping the disguise. I have here a device with the following instructions:

"Input the following precisely:

10 L0rds a-leapin'9 l@adies dancin'

Special Note from Santa: if you don't input the apostrophes correctly, the device (and everything else within ten feet) will spontaneously combust. Suggest moving into the open before attempting this.

Ho-ho-ho!:

Jolly, isn't he?

I just hope that's a male toad costume. Sigh. Little Red Riding Toad might find an alligator instead of a wolf waiting for her in Grandma's house if it isn't.

That jolly old elf plays too many FPS if you ask me, lobbing grenades like that at you. If you don't have enough apostrophes let me know. I have an extra apenstaartje around, too. Best of luck, O Medieval Admin! (Was that a boom I heard?)

Becky stands in an open field west of a white house. A young girl in a red hooded cape skips by. The girl is humming a song that sounds like "School's Out For Summer!"

Apenstaartje. What IS that? Is it an attempt at distraction? Becky reads the definition:



Clearly this is another code! Let's see, maybe it translates: "Look at wood well grazed, that heat apenstaartje! All in heat twaddle-field. Eeewwww! To escapin' you sign on standin' heat symbol. Was that eensy someone smelting..."

Wait! Is that something burning that I smell? It sure is hot here! Wouldn't want to become a hot toady too soon.

Maybe I'll try this tomorrow instead.