He sure is! Lots of them!
A groaner:
At 1300 hours, a man boarded the #13 bus. Unfortunately, every seat on the bus was taken and there was standing room only. This particular bus company had a rule stating that there may only be twelve standing passengers at one time. Our hero happened to be passenger #13. The ticket dispenser noticed this breach, approached our man and requested that he exit the bus. Not wanting to wait an hour for the next bus, our man refused. The bus conductor got angry and pushed the 13th passenger from the bus. Our man found himself on the street with an 18 wheeler bearing down on him.....
After a short trial the official was found guilty of murder and sentenced to death. On the night of the execution, our villain was strapped into the electric chair. After prayer and suitable preamble, the switch was flipped. Nothing happened. The chair was reset, ceremonies reread, and the switch was flipped. Nothing. Nada. No sparks.
The chair was carefully inspected. Nothing appeared to be wrong with the chair. On hearing about this saga, the judge decided that if the chair failed a third time, that was evidence enough for him of Divine Intervention and the prisoner would have his sentence commuted. After a few days, the prisoner was once more strapped to the chair. The customary rigmarole was carried out......the switch was flipped.....and the condemned man escaped with his life.
Why did the electric chair not electrocute our villain?
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