I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing.

ANONYMOUS

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Hold the Presses!

Writing newspaper copy is an art form unseen in these real headlines:

“Worker Suffers Leg Pain After Crane Drops 800-Pound Ball on His Head”

“City Unsure Why the Sewer Smells”

“Caskets Found as Workers Demolish Mausoleum”

“Statistics Show That Teen Pregnancy Drops Off Significantly After Age 25”

“Homicide Victims Rarely Talk to Police”

“Hospitals Resort to Hiring Doctors”

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More: Funny Headlines

Man Married, Sentenced on Same Day
—Source: The Miami Herald


Man Executed After Long Speech
—Source: Boston Globe


Man Denies Stealing FBI Car: “Just Here to Buy Cocaine”
—Source: TBO.com

Local Man Fails Breathalyzer Test Despite Eating Underwear
—Source: USA Today

Lafayette Man Ticketed After Cat Refuses to Jog with Him
—Source: Denver Post

Lady Gaga Fan Dies at Concert, Recovers
—Source: The Tennessean

Good Smell Perplexes New Yorkers
—Source: New York Times


Florida Man Dies After Winning Live Roach-Eating Contest
—Source: USA Today

Federal Agents Raid Gun Shop, Find Weapons
—Source: Tulsa World

County to Pay $250,000 to Advertise Lack of Funds
—Source: Register-Guard

Chick Accuses Some of Her Male Colleagues of Sexism
—Source: LA Times

Area Man Joins Organization Where Nothing Much Ever Happens
—Source: Wall Street Journal

Angry Nepali Man Bites Cobra to Death in Revenge Attack
—Source: MSNBC

Alton Attorney Accidentally Sues Himself
—Source: (Madison County, Illinois) Record

A Fat, Mustachioed Orphan Finds a Home
—Source: New York Times

Pasco Man Arrested, Says 48 Beers Was Likely Ten Too Many
—Source: St. Petersburg Times

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge
—Source: Timothy Haas in Boseman Daily Chronicle

Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
—Source: Timothy Haas in Boseman Daily Chronicle

Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
—Source: Timothy Haas in Boseman Daily Chronicle

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
—Source: Timothy Haas in Boseman Daily Chronicle

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendants
—Source: Timothy Haas in Boseman Daily Chronicle

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Good morning everyboomie.


Hey, welcome to the weekend!


It's really late, but I've been busy trying to find a certain song on Youtube that I really like, that I THINK is performed by Megan Trainor, but I can't find it.


I don't know the title of it. I don't really know any of the lyrics. I know the melody, but when I wake up in the morning, I'll have forgotten that.


I heard it played over the system at Lowe's, but I've been waiting months for them to play it again so I could run around the store asking everyone I see, "DO YOU KNOW THAT SONG?" "DO YOU KNOW WHO SINGS IT?"


So one girl told me she thinks it's Megan.


It's a lovely song......


Also I'm trying to watch Graham Norton, which is the funniest show I've ever seen.


I'm going to hang myself now.


Have a happy day everyone.



joe

Joe, download Shazam and next time you hear you hear it or any song you like just Shazam it. I use mine all the time!

Have a happy day all! We have some few sites to hike today and not sure what else. Everyday is a New adventure!

Enjoy your Day!

Ana

Hi Ana.

I never take my phone to work......and I only have... ...3 more days there.


joe

It works anywhere. Maybe you'll hear it on the radio. Any luck on YouTube?

Have a terrific Saturday Joe, Ana and all who follow.

It's late Friday night here. I have a voice lesson tomorrow.

Hope everyone has a fantastic Saturday.

Good Morning Joe,Ana, venus and everyone. Coffee and tea are ready. Happy Day wished for all!

Good Morning Boomers

Joe, hope you find your song. A good way to find it is to bring up albums on line by the singer then play a little of each song and see if it rings a bell.

Ana, have a great day.

Gerry, thanks for the coffee.

Venus, hope your voice lesson goes well.

Connie, good morning!

Wishing everyone a wonderful weekend! Going to the movies with the girls this afternoon.

Good morning boomers. Hope you all have a super Saturday

Good morning Boomers.

Good morning, Boomers!

Looks like a gloomy start in New Jersey, but I logged on to Steam and purchased a new game.

Jim

Howdy ho, sweet Joe! Thanks for the openers and hope you are able to find out the name of your song! Have a stupendous Saturdiner!

Good morning, sweet 'Boomies!

Short meeting this morning, some errands to do after, then maybe a little wine tasting with friends at our local winery.

Alrighty, gotta skoosh! See you later!

Good morning Boomies.

I've been to the park, and to Walmart this morning, and sitting here now looking at some of the endlessly fascinating stories on line, and getting a severe case of drowsies.

I just may have to catch a nap. I also have an earache.

I have looked at videos of several artist on youtube but haven't found my song. Oh well.

Enjoy your day everyone.

joe

Hang in there Joe. I hope your ear gets better.

Whad'ya get?

I think it was Haven Moon - he mentioned in Adventure Game Discussions that he purchased it today.

I hope everyone has had a good Saturday.

Good night Boomers.