Carry out a random act of kindness, with no expectation of reward, safe in the knowledge that one day someone might do the same for you.

~Princess Diana~
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Funny Sayings:

The sex was so good even the neighbors had a cigarette.

Join the Army, meet interesting people, kill them.


Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor.


Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?


Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!


If you smoke after sex, you’re doing it too fast.


I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.


If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.


I don’t have to be dead to donate my organ.


WARNING! Driver only carries $20.00 in ammunition.


This would be really funny if it wasn’t happening to me.


I have the body of a god… Buddha!

Funny Sayings Part 2


I get enough exercise pushing my luck.


Auntie Em- Hate you, hate Kansas, taking dog. Dorothy


If you don’t like the news, go out and make your own.


Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep


Guns don’t kill people… but they make it real easy.


I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather … Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.


We are Microsoft. Resistance Is Futile. You Will Be Assimilated.


Born free… taxed to death.


The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.


Some people are alive only because it’s illegal to kill them.

Funny Sayings Part 3


A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.


There’s too much blood in my alcohol system.


I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.


Don’t take life too seriously, you won’t get out alive.


WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.


If you can read this, I’ve lost my trailer.


You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me.


The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.


BEER: It’s not just for breakfast anymore.


I got a gun for my wife, best trade I’ve ever made.


So you’re a feminist…Isn’t that cute, honey!


Anyone can give up smoking, but it takes a real man to face cancer.


If, a two letter word for futility


I don’t care, I don’t have to.


Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.


Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.


To all you virgins, thanks for nothing.


I’m not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.


Horn broken, watch for finger.


All men are idiots … I married their king.


The more you complain, the longer God lets you live.


My kid had sex with your honor student.


Earth first…we’ll mine the other planets later.


Give pizza chants.

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Good morning everyboomie.


Another day in the neighborhood, and it's a thumping good one I'll bet.


Hump day here was wrapped in sunshine all day, and I took Missy parking, but I spent a big part of the day on the couch hugging my security blanket.


Thursday is gonna be about 10 degrees warmer though.


No plans at all.


Whatever your plans are, please think about me while you're doing them, and maybe I'll feel like I accomplished something.


Have a happy day everyone.


joe

Have a great Thursday Joe and all who follow.

It's late Wednesday night, and I'm headed to bed before I pass out on the way.

Have a terrific Thursday, everyone.

WE have 5 inches of snow already and have another 12 inches coming! Makes my job really interesting!

Just got back from a huge fire behind my house. THe house is destroyed. It's heartbreaking.

Whatever you do today, count whatever blessings you have.

Good Morning Joe, venus, Ana and everyone. Joe enjoy your day. Venus I hope your day is stress free! Ana stay warm and safe. Coffee, tea and hot chocolate are ready. It's very icy here this morning. Very dangerous for walking! Hopefully when the sun comes up it will melt the ice.
Wishing everyone a Happy Day!

Good morning everyone, have a Wonderful Thump Day. Danish, Eggs, Grits, Hash Browns, BB Pancakes, Bacon, and French Toast in the NC.

Morning Boomers

Joe, have a great day.

Venus, enjoy your sleep.

Ana, stay warm with the snow. Sorry about your neighbor's house.

Gerry, icy here also. Take care.

Connie, eggs and hash browns this morning.

Wishing everyone a great day! Doc appointment this morning.

Good morning all.I haven't been outside yet but the weather reports are that it's freezing out there. Not looking forward to doing my errands.

Have a great day everyone.Midgie

Good morning Joe Ana Venus Gerry Connie Gail Midge and the rest of the gang if it's not too cold to get out n' about to the Diner

I survived another night

Feeling a little better each day

Now to just work on the nights

Just finished patching two large 'holes' in my asphalt driveway. One was a 'sinkhole' near the entrance. Don't know the exact cause but I suspect an old tree root or the septic tank leach line from the 1940's. In any case, it's been sinking for years, and the guys who put in sidewalks, patched it for me in 2011. Then it really sank last year after mega rains. All better now at least for awhile.

The other big one is behind my tenant's cars. The son has a habit of backing out and then standing in place while turning the front wheels in the exact same spot all the time. The hole finally became about 3 feet long and 2 feet wide. Only 2 inches deep, but I finally decided it was going to just keep eroding the asphalt. Patched, covered with boards for the 'drying' period. Maybe 3 more days and it will be hardened. Tried to tell the guy to drive over the wood cover to help settle the asphalt patch. He seems to not be understanding what I mean. I'll just keep stomping on it daily and eventually gravity will do the trick.

Good to get those jobs done. 50 lb bags of asphalt patch are VERY hard for me to manuever! But, so thankful that I have a nice asphalt driveway with parking for everyone off street. Dunno which owner before me installed it, but it's pretty awesome even after all these years and spot patches for the problem areas. Looks more like a continuation of a street across the way and sometimes I get 'lost' people thinking it is a street and then finding out it's a dead end. Very fun. 200 feet from the curb down to the back house and 35 feet wide in the center for parking 7 cars.

The joys of being a Landlord unfortunately include the upkeep of everything. Wish I was younger, stronger and had more money.

Good night, everyone.