-1. Did you hear about the music store that was robbed last night?
The thieves made off with the l---.
-2. Did you hear about the man who got sacked from the calendar factory because he took a d-- ---?
-3. Did you hear about the man who put on a clean pair of socks every day of the week.
By Friday he could hardly get his s---- --.
-4. Did you hear that the price of duck feathers has risen?
So now even d--- is --.
-5. Did you hear about the a fish that wanted to borrow some money?
He went to visit the l--- s----.
-6. Did you hear about the man who opened a flea circus?
He started it from s------.
7. Did you hear about the Red Indian chief, Running Water?
He had two sons, one was called '---', and the other '----’.
-8. Did you hear about the man went into a bank and asked to see the man who arranged loans?
'I'm sorry, sir,' said a cashier, 'the loan arranger is out to lunch at the moment.'
'Well, can I speak to T----, then?' asked the man.
-9. Did you hear about the horse that has made over twenty movies?
He's not a star though, he just does b-- p----.
10. Did you hear about the man who named his horse R-----?
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