William E. Vaughan
An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.
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What Does it Mean If You Were Born In September?
That your parents started the new year with a BANG!
2
What is a New Years Resolution?
Something that goes in one year and out the other.
3
Youth is When You're Allowed to Stay Up For New Years
Middle age is when you're forced to.
4
What's the Problem with Jogging on New Years Eve?
The ice falls out of your drink!
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What's the forecast for New Years Eve?
Mostly drunk with a slight chance of passing out
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What Happens Every Year When the Times Square Ball Drops
Every 12 year old boy gets jealous.
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What's the One Group That Hates New Years Day?
The Times Square clean up crew.
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When the New Years Baby's Voice Change?
When his ball dropped.
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What Happened to the Irish Man Who Thought about the Evils of Drinking in the New Year?
He gave up thinking.
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What Do New Years Parades Have in Common with Santa Claus?
No one is awake to see either of them.
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What Do You Call Wanting a Date for New Years Eve?
Social Security
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What Do You Tell Someone You Didn't See on New Years Eve?
I haven't seen you for a year!
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What Did Che Guevara Make on New Years Day?
A new years REVOLUTION
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Good morning everyboomie.
Some of those jokes are kind of lame aren't they?
Ok all of them are lame, sorry.
I promise to try harder next year.
One more post this year which will be to get the new year started.
Have a happy last day of 2019.
joe
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Joe! Does this mean you will still be running the diner in 2020? My heart skipped a bit when I saw your comments! 
