-1. Why did the man name his dogs Rolex and Timex?
Because they are ----- dogs.

-2. Why did the baker stop making donuts?
He got tired of the ---l- thing.

-3. Why did the students eat their homework?
The teacher said it was a p---- of c---.

-4. Did you hear about the nervous javelin thrower?
His name is S---- s----.

-5. Why did the ninja stay in bed?
He had k--- f--.

6. What do you call a line of men waiting for a haircut?
A b----- ---.

-7. What do you give a horse with a bad cold?
Some c---- s------.

-8. What did the rope say when it got tangled up.
Oh no! --o- again.

-9. What do you call a pig who does karate?
A p--- c---.

-10. Where do polar bears keep their money?
In a ----b---.

1. Watch (dogs) - Hi Curly, have a great weekend

Bernie

Good one Bernie.

10. snowbank

Happy weekend curly!

3. piece of cake

Good ones.

4. Shake spear

Merci michele.

2 - whole

8. knot

Yes.

5. kung flu

7. cough stirrup

Merci.

9. pork chop

Thanks LK.

6. BBQ

I'm looking for two words Mad. Try again.

For #6, is the second word supposed to be five letters?

I was abbreviating Barberque - but that isn't two words .... Sorry

I was thinking 'barber queue'.

The answer is barber cue. Thanks.

Thank you, Curly !!