Tell us what you see! You may create a caption or a short story. Keep the entries G-rated, please. The best, most creative answer wins a beautiful, shiny trophy. You may submit as many entries as you like. This round's judge is our last winner, flotsam! Judging will be done some time on Sunday.

Goodness no dear, it does not make your head look too big...

Holy ship! Is that THE Mary Celeste?

I didn't need therapy, I just needed a boat

Why settle for normal hair, when you can have three feet of paper and confidence!

Aren't you worried about hat hair?

(Not an entry - it borrows too much from flotsam's previous winner)

"It was a model of the Taj Mahal until the cat found it"

I wonder if the anchor is stuck to her hair!!

Puts me in mind of Rod Stewart .. in 1975

The first part of the Hat Puzzle is easy. It's the However, I may need a walkthrough to solve the rest.

I like these

I was hoping for a good hair day, but it looks like that ship has sailed!