See if you can find the insect hidden in each complaint about the food.
-1. Waiter, this cocktail is awful! Tell the bartender to pick one flavor: peach or nettle. 6 letters
2. Waiter, how long has this honey been out? It's disgusting! 8
-3. Waiter, the bill is wrong! See this term itemizing our drinks? How do two Coca-Colas cost $100? 7
-4. Waiter, I'm confused. Lou set the table, Amy took our drink order, John said he'd be right back and now they're all ignoring us. Who do I complain to? 5 plural
-5. Waiter, the squid is supposed to be well-done. Why do I hear wiggling noises from my plate? 6
-6. Waiter, I asked for crème brûlée. What is this, a jello custard? 6
-7. Waiter, I saw aspic on the menu. I thought this place was vegetarian! 4
-8. Waiter, this was supposed to be a hot stew. Even if the thermos quit on you, you cannot serve soup this cold! 8
-9. Waiter, if this fruit was locally hand-picked from a wee village farm, why does it have a supermarket decal? 6
-10. Waiter, this borscht is terrible -- it's barely pink! It needs more beet, less sour cream, and less garlic. 6
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