Ever been late? Forgot an appointment? Didn't want to go somewhere? Here are ten fractured excuses you can use. Have fun!

-1.Eye Head Two Hat End Dare Phew Near All Hove May Grin Mutter. (9 Words - poor grannie - sniff)

-2.Eye Gaff Berth Two Trap Lots Diss Mourn Ink. (7 Words - lots of diapers)

3.May Knows Wring Cot Court Hon Hay Bat Tin. (8 Words - fashion can be painful)

-4.Eye Hat Hay May Grain. (4 Words - aspirin please)

-5.Saw Re High Mussed Dare Wadding Butt Aye Jest Cot Dee Voiced. (10 Words - romance and its loss)

-6.Eye Head Hay Flit Tie Her. (5 Words - or at least my car did)

-7.May Hop Pin Ducks Boost Hen Eye Head Two bye Hay Knew Won. (11 Words - a likely story)

-8.May Dint Chews Fill Dun Duh Toy Lit. (6 Words - toothless)

9.Eye Wares Hay Wrist Tod Four Chute Ink Dare Cot Necks Tore. (9 Words - my neighbour's pet)

-10.High Wares Kit Nipped Bye Hay Lee Hens. (5 Words - space, the final frontier)

10. I was kidnapped by aliens.

Morning curly,

2. I gave birth to triplets this morning! Ouch!!

Good ones. Morning. Ouch is right!

1. I had to attend the funeral of my Grandmother

5. Sorry I missed the wedding but I just got divorced. Hi Curly

4. I had a migraine.

4 - I had a migraine

Good ones.

Seeing #4 was already done here is another answer

6 - I had a flat tire

8. My dentures fell down the toilet.

8. My dentures fell in the toilet.

Good ones. Try another one Flo.

7. My appendix burst and I had to buy a new one

Thanks Jimbo.

3. My nose ring got caught on a button?

9. I was arrested for shooting the cat next door.

Thanks all.