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Got any nails?
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03/19/13 11:45 PM
03/19/13 11:45 PM
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UK
Niki
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One day a parrot walked up to the counter inside a convenience store and said to the assistant "Got any grapes?" "No" replied the assistant. The parrot smiled and walked out of the store.
A little while later the parrot returned and asked "Got any grapes?" The assistant replied "No! I already told you 15 minutes ago, I don't have any grapes!"
The parrot smiled and once again walked out of the store. Ten minutes later, the parrot returned and asked again "Got any grapes?" The irate assistant yelled "No! We didn't have any, we don't have any and we're not going to have any and if you come back in here again, I'm going to nail your feet to the floor!" The parrot smiled and walked out of the store.
Later that day the parrot returned and asked "Got any nails?" The clerk said "NO!". The parrot replied "Good. Got any grapes?"
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Re: Got any nails?
[Re: Niki]
#875033
03/20/13 12:00 PM
03/20/13 12:00 PM
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San Diego, CA
Sorta Blonde
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Squuaaaccckkk! Run parrot run!
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Re: Got any nails?
[Re: Niki]
#875063
03/20/13 02:11 PM
03/20/13 02:11 PM
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Oregon
Lotus777
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Too silly, thanks Niki!! Still trying to picture a parrot smiling...  .
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