Love all, trust a few. Do wrong to none.
William Shakespeare (1564 - 1616), "All's Well That Ends Well", Act 1 Scene 1
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Bad Date Excuses


175. I have to teach my frog how to croak.

176. I'm too busy watching the paint dry.

177. The "Rocky" marathon is on that night.

178. I promised my mum I'd bathe the hamster.

179. I tripped over an ant and broke my leg.

180. I need to clip my nose hairs.

181. I have to read the labels on all of my food.

182. You are extremely unattractive. Sorry, someone had to tell you.

183. I'm gay.

184. I don't like you.

185. My goat broke a horn.

186. I have to go to the dentist.

187. I have to brush my dog's teeth.

188. I must go in search of my charms which were stolen by an angry leprechaun.

189. I'm going to the moon.

190. My water wings are flat.

191. I have to stay home and give my goldfish a bath.

192. I'm going to be playing with my mental blocks.
150. I have family in town.

151. I just washed my hair.

152. It's that time of the month again.

153. My father's grandmother's aunt's mother died.

154. I have to take down the Christmas lights.

155. I have to go to a surprise party for my grandma's birthday.

156. I left my tolerance in another coat.

157. I just got back together with my ex

158. I don't like people.

159. I have to alphabetize my CDs. (Hey, is that supposed to be insulting to me? -- dan)

160. I might see someone who knows me.

161. My brother's sister's mum's son's dad died.

162. I would, but it would be a complete waste of make-up.

163. My pet snake is constipated again.

164. I have a phobia of people named (insert name here).

165. I have to teach my pig to sing.

166. I just got sick (right after you asked me out).

167. My dog is too tired.

168. I never said I'd go out with you, that was my evil twin.

169. I would go out with you but my waiting list is full.

170. There's a four hour TV special on trimming shrubbery.

171. I'm washing the sofa.

172. I have to milk my cow.

173. Everquest.

174. I don't want to miss Martha Stewart's premiere.

193. I have to wax the driveway.

194. I'm not into dating right now.

195. I'm teaching my goldfish how to play the electric guitar.

196. I'm teaching my dog to meow.

197. I have to watch Oprah.

198. I like you, but my friends said I can't go out with you.

199. I like your best friend.

200. I'm complicated to go out with.

201. I just found out we're related.

202. On my list of things to do, seeing you is at the bottom.
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Good morning everyboomie.


It is now the day after whatever day yesterday was, and I'm still up.


Everybody else has long gone to bed.


Time to bang on some pots and pans, and have a fire drill.


My sister from Texas is here, and we're getting ready to have an estate sale this Friday and Saturday.


That will put us one step closer to selling this place.


On the bright side, it's going to be 100 degrees this Friday and Saturday.


Bright and hot.


Right


Have a happy day everyone.



joe

Good morning Joe and all.
Have a nice day.

Good Morning Joe and Haroula. Good Luck with the sale Joe. Lots to do! Enjoy your day Haroula. Coffee is ready. Happy Day wished for All!

Good Morning Boomers:

Joe, stay cool! Good luck.

Haroula, happy day to you.

Gerry, in desperate need of coffee. Thank you!

Wishing everyone a wonderful day! Sun is shining today.

Joe good luck with the sale!! Thanks for the chuckles and have a lovely day!

Haroula have a lovely day!

Gerry thanks for the coffee and have a lovely day!

Gail glad the sun is shinning today. Maybe a nice walk? Have a lovely day!

Have an appointment this morning and then work at the Moose to prepare to host a reunion party tomorrow.

Have a lovely day everybody!!!


Nan

Howdy ho, sweet Joe! Thanks for the openers! Sounds like a busy weekend coming up for you! Hope it goes smoothly and have a happy Thump Day!

Midgie! Woohoo and booyah!

Good morning, sweet 'Boomies!

Alrighty, gotta skoosh! See you later!

Good morning everybody.

Well the church got the dates wrong on our estate sale, so we had people start showing up before we even finished breakfast, and I've been out in the shop selling.

We have sold quite a bit already, but we really aren't ready.......yet.


I have to go to work at 1:00. Not ready for that AT ALL!


I hope everyone is having a great day.


joe

Wonderful Wednesday ya'll

I so did not sleep last night, so when sweet hubby bumped me this morning, I grunted something, slapped a pillow over my head and went back to sleep.

Son is gone trying to register kids for school. None of the 3 are morning people so quite a circus getting out.

Joe, love the quote. Do you know where you will go when the place is sold? Happy selling!

Good afternoon boomies! I had no internet when I got up so I brought my coffee outside and chatted with my neighbors while they washed cars. They also placed a call to another neighbor for me that is a retired HVAC man and I'm hoping he can come fix my AC. It died yesterday.

I'm off to the river with the dogs and then it's in the corner for the rest of the day. Oh, and a quick lawn mow. I haven't done the front in three weeks but the rain started it growing again.

Joe, where will you go. I hope it all works out for you.

Have a happy day all!

Banana smoothie day -only thing lacking is the kaluah. Cooler mornings and hot days which starts the beginning of the start of autumn. Sad to realize the start of winter. If only we could absorb the summer's heat in a magic cube and release it in the deapts of winter and sunlight too. How lovely, maybe some day.

Ozone action day = quiet day today

How do you spell kaluah anyway

Friday on the horizon -this week fleeeew by

Hi Everyone, I feel one step behind all week.

Yankee, its Kahlua and one of my favs!

Off to mow the lawn...

Good afternoon Boomers.

Good afternoon Boomies, got home a little early tonight decided to pop in & say hello! How is everyone doing?

Yes, kahlua looks better and certainly would taste fine now. Every Sunday afternoon I'd have a kahlua drinkee but that was along time ago.

Forte, Ana

Night everybody sleep well and pleasant dreams !!!


Nan

Sweet dreams all.....